zinez

I am in love with the photos that people are sending us of their First Kiss zines !! It is way beyond exciting to see them out in the world.

Here is a total fave that I could NOT wait to show everyone: Hunter's friend Colin Foord whose company Coral Morphopologic, "serves to connect discerning, conscientious aquarists with the highest quality Floridian corallimorphs, ricordea, and zoanthids" (I think that basically means they breed and sell amazing corals and things? RAD!), sent us a gorgeous photo of FK communing with nature...

Colin's unbelievably awesome pic:

I LOVE IT!

I want to wear those guys! Get me 50 of those neon dudes, stat. Gonna wear them all over a wetsuit and be toootalllyyy AVANT. 

Morphologic Studios seems to do real cool stuff; they make these weird cool videos of underwater life and sometimes...rock posters?

SURFER BLOOD 

Oh, hey there Tiger Flatworm.

'Transmission' from MORPHOLOGIC on Vimeo.

LOVING all these trippy marinelife thangthangs. Colin, you maybe have the coolest job in the world. Thanks for the pic!

PS

If you have a copy of First Kiss, please send a photo! We will put them up on the First Kiss Zine blog and love you forever.

i mean

So..confused..WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GETTING AT HERE?

This must be a thinly veiled sexual reference 4 billion times over, but..I'm missing it?
Please, be more EXPLICIT next time, Mr Jacobs. Subtlety is for lightweights !

i was thinking about your record collection

SOMEONE IN THE UK HAS GOT GREAT TASTE IN TEE SHIRTZ !

THE SCEPTRES

Yesterday I got an email from a reader named Bryony (pictured above!!) telling me that I might like to know that my tee made it to the "english punk rock dingy pub DIY scene". Why, YES I would like to know and I am DELIGHTED. That's her in the pic! With her band The Sceptres! In my tee!!! EXCLAMATION POINTSSSSSS!!!!!

Seriously...HOW COOL IS THAT?

I checked out their site and I am reallllly feeling it. My favorite song is Flatline Generation..Bryony, send me some 7"s!!!! 

Listen to them here..come play in NYC!

jugga what?

Listen, world.
I love a Juggalo joke and/or reference as much as the next over-informed-internet-addicted-pop-culture-irony-whore, but even so..this new Insane Clown Posse video is way too fucking much for my fragile mindgrapes.

The song is called Miracles. They talk about nature and planting seeds and the beauty of life on this earth...All while dressed like The Fat Boys in Disoderlies but with greasepainted goatees.

I mean..I CAN'T WITH THESE (shaggy) 2 (dope  ) !!!!

Or can I?

Let's share some key moments, shall we?

First..Let me ask you (as the ICP asked me):
A. Are you a believer in miracles.
B. Do you have time for the miracles.
And C. Do you notice and recognize miracles.

IF YOU ANSWERED YES, PLEASE CONTINUE.


1.This part...is about rainbows. Excuse me, "fucking rainbows". (My apologies, Mr. 2 Dope). They come out after it rains.
 

2. This part is where my darkest nightmares come true and that dude on the Food Network, Guy Fieri, goes mental and tries to eat my soul with some french fried potatoes and a nice cold Faygo.


3. This is the part where they relay a heartwarming (cautionary?) tale about a bird and the Golden Gate bridge.
It goes like this: "I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay. It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away."


4. This is the part where I wish miming was real.


5. This is the part where he yells "I learned it by watching YOU, ok??!"
K..no he doesn't. But I wish he did. This is Guy Fieri's Evil Twin's real kid!
For the love of God, leave that lil' Juggalini alone! (Wait..what do we call Juggalo kids? Lil Juggs? Juggateenies? Jugg Nuggs?)

One Important Question or, A Thing To Put In Your Deep Thoughts Basket:

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"

Take that, Science!!! You lying motherfucker!



Please get really comfy and take this all in.
Then discard your eyeballs and try to start life all over again.

rah rah ohmahgah

This is what we talk about when we talk about GENIUS.

GAGA BARBIES. Holy fucking moly. He has DIY notes and turtorials on his flickr as well!
I am speechless and full of awe and envy. 'veik11', I SALUTE YOU.

Now you know what I want for Christmas.

thanks kara!