sometimes the truth is better than fiction

One could argue that Italian ESL is the best kind of ESL...

One would be correct. 

SG & ADR 4EVA!!!

girdleloo

Attention please, everyone...WHITE LIGHTNING QUIZ TIME!

Do you have your scantrons and dixon ticonderogas at the ready? Mmkay, here we go.
What does this working gal:

...have in common with THIS workin gal?

Hint: APPARENTLY, they both love to shop at the As Seen On TV store at the Paramus Park mall.

Ok, ok, you give up?
They are both wearing...these girdles?



Yes, bloggyblogtowners. what I am telling you is that Gagaloo's costume for the AMA's is the same backfatsucker that is pictured in the above video. KYMARO x HAUS OF GAGA collaboration??

Amazing. Paging USWeekly/InStyle/ladymagseverywhere and their STAR LOOKS FOR LESS columns...Dress like Gaga for $39.99 AND look 10 pounds thinner! It's geeeenballs, really. All you need to finish it is some sort of excavated exoskeleton (free AND green!) et VOILA, you've got the LOOK.

PS, I am only half kidding about the Kymaro x Haus of Gaga collection..they could make some seriously dope bodysucking sheath situations together...some red lace bike short girdles, fake bloodsoaked bustiers, holographic bodysuits? Who knows, sky is the limit; Opening Ceremony would be all over that shit!

sweden

I've recently come back to my long-ago serious obsession with the movie Blue in the Face..have you ever seen it? it's a semi-improv documentary style film set in Brooklyn, sorta about this cigar shop run by Harvey Keitel? I am not decribing it well. it's so strange and weird funny.

whoa, Madonna! Remember when her face looked like that?

There are all these weird cameos (um, Madonna? Roseanne?) but Lou Reed and Jim Jarmusch (hearts hearts hearts) steal the movie.

Jim Jarmusch, longtime fake babymaker fantasy

I decided I need to go out and rent this IMMEDIATELY (also need to buy Truth or Dare, HOW do i not own this already, i am a failure). There is a bizarre segment on belgian waffles?



Take 1:38 seconds out of your day and get into this. I think this is how i feel about New York these days? haaa.

nothing really happens in my secret life

fun with fashion, V mag peel off sunglasses edition!
WHO WORE IT BEST?

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta:



olga:



david byrne ?



charlize?



ScarJo?



anthony kiedis?



white lights?
i tried and failed, colorforms don't stick to pasty white faces too well. mabes that's why ga is so TANNED UP on the cover:



not...really...working....



fuck it, stick it to the mirror and make a hairbow outta that shit. we call this CREATIVITY and HOMAGE. (my parents would call this 'do you have a job yet')



ps white lightning tee in the house! I LOVE IT SO MUCH. duhvs, already made it a croptop

he wants to hold them like they do in texas, please

if you were unclear as to why brendan the bdonns donnelly is one of my closest friends and favorite people then mabes you just need to check out this situation right here:



ohhhh man. i love the internets. i do.
videogum posted this video today and the comments are so so hilarious.
i like the debate/disbelief that the handsome dude in this vid (click) would willingly dress up like a bloodsucking criss angel enthusiast and dance alone in his room. (i would link to his "nosferatu does buffalo bill" video but youtube flagged it and removed it! haaha)

well..it's all true. handsome weirdo & criss angel's #1 fan are one and the same.
the best part is that if you KNOW brendan, this shit is just regs.

rollin' old school

still recovering multiple drinks last night with one of my oldest friends, ted aka theodore james aka teddy p.



we became best friends after we sat next to each other in algebra [EDIT: ted says geometry. hmm.oopsydoops] in 10th grade, no big deal.
i think we were the two worst students in the class.

i spent most of high school driving around in his car.

holy fucking nostalgia overload.
how about a picture of us from junior..prom? semi-formal? i have no idea actually.



a few HILARIOUS DETAILS to note:
my dyed black hair (and bjork buns)
lots of rings, def black fingernails.
weird chinese dress - from pearl river, probz
the glamorous cafeteria setting
ted's...spike haircut?

ps,
i am sure if i'd been in a different dress i'd be wearing a choker.
god i love a choker. like, a black velvet ribbon? SICK!
dang!
BRING BACK CHOKERS!

this has been a public service announcement for "unfortunately named trends you'd rather forget that i think are actually kinda dope?".

chokers in 09!!

pps: ted's take on WHITE LIGHTNING: "i have no fucking CLUE what the hell you are talking about 90% of the time, lizzie. i seriously can't understand a word."

aww, he still reads it though, how's that for a real friend?

let's stop being polite and start getting real....educated

i took this photo saturday night superlate and emailed it to brendan immediately.



i think i'm gonna apply.
get my degree, make somethin of myself, ya know?

i would like to double major in bisensual topless hot-tubbing & "flying below the radar" and then maybe do a minor in keeping it real? not sure yet, gotta check out the course catalogue.

dream professors: coral, the hot boy from survivor 1, dom from real world LA, the whole cast of RW season 1, gouda the dog, the german deejay from RW london, jeff probst.

who'd i forget?

sorry to post 2 vids in a row but...

omgomgomgomgggggg
the BRUNO TRAILER is out the bruno TRAILERRRRR is OUUUT.
ok ok. breathing normally again.



"i gave him a traditional african name...OJ"

SASHA BARON COHEN:
I LOVE YOU, I LIVE FOR YOU, and even when yr gay man, I WANT TO TOUCH IT.

credit in the straight world

ohhhh HO....i KNEW there was a reason to be a packrat.
lookit what i found this morning!!!


(sorry bout the shitty iphone pic)

that, my dearests, is a pink HOLE baby barrette with gold glitter.
yes, you heard me right.

purchased in feb. 1995 during the 'live through this' tour.
the show was at roseland, and i went mainly as the 15 year old chaperone for my 13 year old sister and her friend (eva?) that were DYING to go.

what if i wore this thing???
dear god i hope i have a kid someday that cares about all this junk.

**EDIT: i love finding out that friends i have NOW like elizabeth and trudy were at that show too !! yahhhhhh!

*also found: sailor moon barrettes, a backstage pass for lollapalooza 94, and a smashing pumpkins guitar pick that billy corgan HIMSELF gave me. will be posted another day!

barbie girlz

STOP IT, STOP IT RIGHT NOW


chanel f/w 09

uncharted levels of hilarity and awesomeness...
clamshelled chanel gal in a bag!

good god, you well preserved teutonic lunatic...you've given me quite the giddy thrill, DANKE SHOEN

ps, steve sent an even BETTER pic!!!



CHAN-IPOD!

paging lady gaga, i mean COME ON!

ps teen vogue knows my scene..thanks !