what's your good side

Ooooh. I see what you did there, Alexis Mabille, and I LIKE IT.

ALEXIS MABILLE // SPRING COUTURE 2010

Who is Alexis Mabille, dunno really.
What I do know is that strangely David Byrne-sized tuxedo jacket in the center there CAN GET IN MY CLOSET post haste, c'mon hurry it up.
How delightfully ginormous; I want to wear it over everything. I live for an oversized cropped sleeved THING...fashion smockz!

This halvsies business is sort of adorable, no?
I like this Two Face vibe.

Sidenote: I wore those American Apparel black n white thingythang tights the other day? Everyone looked at me like I had 2 heads; since when is it a crime to have your legs wear separate hues?

And SPEAKING OF HUES:Dying your hair is realllllly a THING now, isn't it.

Everyone is goin all HAIR COLOR CRAZY! Oh how myself as a 15 year old would be TICKLED. The dudes at Manic Panic are PSYCHED, they knew their time would come again.

bad romance

Hot off the runways of GAY PAREE: Bram Stoker's LoveBunz Parade !

CHANEL HAUTE COUTURE // SPRING 2010

If Gary Oldman as Dracula made sweet, dark, vampiric love to a box of Russell Stovers bridal candy, the bastard demon offspring would be this delicious confection of a hair-did right herrrrr.

In other words, I feel a desperate need to cover a cardboard heart with fake hair and tie it to my head with a hairnet.

And then drink the blood of virgins. Or Winona Ryder.

CHANEL HAUTE COUTURE // SPRING 2010

Methinks (does anyone say METHINKS I R L? Drop me a line if you do, I would like to set up a party line witchu) that SOMEONEEEE who's name rhymes with Blarl Bloggerfeld was a tad INSPIRED by the alienspine heels of the McQueen spring shoes a tad? Teensytinybitz? Maybe yes? Maybe maybe? (methinks)

Keep it Kooky, Karl.

they grow up so fast?

WHO WOULDA THUNK that the teenytinypocketsized 11 year old that I encountered when I wrote about her brand spankin newfound interest in this "fashion" stuff for the New York Times LO ALL THAT TIME AGO...

Would now be causing INTERNATIONAL FASHION FRENZIES on TWITTAAAA with her Stepehen Jones feather bow?

TAVS. FRONT ROW AT DIOR HAUTE COUTURE. LIKE A PERFECT EASTER PACKAGE

KILLING IT, TAVI. KILLING IT. I mean, why not. IF YA GONNA BE FRONT ROW, BEEEE FRONNNTT ROWWWWWW.

THEY AREN'T REALLY THAT FAR APART IN AGE, ARE THEY. WHY IS THAT WEIRD?

When she emailed me about being gifted the hat yesterday, I didn't even imagine it to quite that scale. SILLY ME.

REALNESS CORNER: IF STEPHEN JONES GIFTS YOU A MOTHERFUCKIN HAT, YOU WEAR THAT SHIT! Trues n fax. C'mon now.

second pic from here