transitive properties

Good Morning, hotsteppers & lyrical gangsters.
I have a little Sensual SAT Prep question prepared for you.. Please have your pencils ready and eyes on your own paper.

Q:
If I love my dear blöggerganger LouLou (who really IS my British twin)...

... and LouLouLovesYou, (by way of making the cuhuuuutest silky underyourclothessituations) how many pairs of knickers with hearts on the ass can I buy before I spend all my rent money?

When you have successfully finished the equation, please pass your scantrons –face down– to the front of the room.

Thank you, class dismissed.

casual friday

so lemme get this straight.



i am not allowed to take a bottle of SALINE SOLUTION for my contact lenses on an airplane, but GAGALOO can wear a vampire varsity jacket of doom? that shit is like chinese throwing star couture. i mean, i don't make the rules but this seems UNFAIR.

ps: miss you gaga, it's been a minute.

half jelz

i have a question.
like..fer serious, you guys.

is erin fetherston a playskool person? does her hair snap on like that??



as a member of the 'FLAT ACROSS FRINGE' club, i ask you:
HOW THE FUCK DOES YOUR HAIR STAY LIKE THAT?

i sorta wanna know but i feel like it includes epoxy, unicorn manes, and that plug they install in keanu reeves in the matrix.

guess i'll stick with a flat iron & a prayer.

it's entirely possible that i am just bored.

brendan inked me up over dinner tonight with a bic...possible practice run?



yes no maybe so?

tattoos scare me but if wes would do it, then i would mabes go for it.
cool or dumb. tell me.
i'm full of bad (great) ideas lately, wait til i share my crazy news (soon...).

drats

i've been brainstorming for weeks now with friends about making fashion snuggies (black denim with bleach stains, A.WANG shredded teeshirt steez, leathuh, etc. we had a great list at some drunken point)
but i think we got bested, someone already beat us to the punch!

fash snugz:


now here is the real question, friends: why do i want this thing so badly?

pic from yvan, bien sur

unclear.

am i losing touch with reality? or...are these kind of cool?


adidas SLVR sneakerwedge

i have had this picture on my desktop for literally two weeks.
i keep looking at it with my head cocked to the side like..hmmmmm. nnnnot sure.

i mean, in essence it's a rod laver wedge.
which is a shoe close to my heart, i wore rod lavers for most of the 90s.
[sidenote- 2 best classic sneakers of all time are rod lavers & sambas. if you find a boy wearing either, jump him. immediately.]

i wish they were just pure white.
i kinda can't picture myself wearing these in any normal situation...yet i am bizarrely drawn to them.
yes? no?
maybe?
for when i want to play tennis with kanye and lady gaga on a special snowcourt in dubai?
hmmm?