i mean

So..confused..WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GETTING AT HERE?

This must be a thinly veiled sexual reference 4 billion times over, but..I'm missing it?
Please, be more EXPLICIT next time, Mr Jacobs. Subtlety is for lightweights !

class act

yes, this is a donut covered in maple glaze and bacon.
yes, the next one i try will be covered in cap'n crunch.
yes, portland is a land of dreams.