white girl problemz

Sort of my favorite outfit I have worn in a longggg time. Too bad I stepped out of my apartment into psychotically oppressive waves of soul-suffocating New York City heat. In case you were wondering, I wish desperately that I was escaping right now like I did last summer...I MISS YOU, PORTLAND!

IF MY HEAD IS TILTED MAYBE YOU CAN'T TELL MY BANGS ARE CROOKED AS HELL? 

NICE SMIRK, NOT FOOLING ANYONE CROOKED FACE.

Thrifted French Toast (!) little boy's denim jacket (from the recent Connecticut superhaul), grey tee, Peggy Noland highwaisted-dropcrotched-kneepatched cheetah print pants (with a second set of pockets at the knee), thrifted hippie straw bag that I dig cause my grandmother had one.

I had a lil meeting that day with my girl Kate Fleming..who was wearing her Céline wedges. I DIED. I was wearing Jeffrey Campbell Snicks, TWINS MUCH?

The color discrepancy in our skintones is appalling. I am such an indoor kid. What's a "tan"?

the shoe whore's dilemma

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOREEEEE.
Everyone is talking clogs, everyone is getting clogs, everyone is Twitterin' clogs, clogclogcloggggzzz!

For the record, I never STOPPED loving a clog. I have clogs. I wear clogs. I want NEW CLOGS.
I WANT THESE,  I NEED THESE. GIVE THEM TO ME! 

 K-K-KINDA DYING

I have no money for shoes right now, my closet is overflowing and all my friends are buying Swedish Hasbeens at an alarming rate.

In my dream clog reality (and all this workin ain't fer nothin, ONE OF THESE will be mine quite soon, mark my words..), I would have all of the above.

Hasbeen boots, Celine wedges, Chanel anklebreakers, Jeffrey Campbell red devils, Zara hippie wedge, No. 6 shiny T-straps...Fucking DELIGHTFUL, right?

I have been thinking on this for way too long; I think it will be a pair from No. 6. In maroon patent leather. I already went to the store with Lesley (who has Swedish Hasbeens from Sweden, which seems specialer than regs ones) and tried on every single pair they have; I love that you can design your own...you could really spend all day there (I did).

Please let the record reflect that I still hold out hope for some sort of Celine miracle. Throw a penny in a fountain fer me, k?

leather ladies

Phoebe Philo knows my inner thoughts. She must!

CÉLINE S/S 2010 // SHOT BY JUERGEN TELLER

LOOOK AT THOSSSSSE SHOESSSS. Those are my hippie woodstock freelove summerstomping dreams COME TRUE!

I think I could change the world in those shoes...AND be 5'10",  like Cindy Crawford.

i'm better when i cover my face

Make a note in your Fil-o-fax: PRE-FALL TWENTYDIME is all about A HOOD. Furry, fuzzy, leathah, wool...any way ya want it.

GIAMBATTISTA VALLI  //  LANVIN  //  CELINE

PRE-FALL 2010

Dear Celine Leather Cape That Looks As If It Borders On Naugahyde:
Better sleep with one eye open BECAUSE I AM COMIN' FOR YOU, BITCH. And Imma take that striped tunic, too.

Luv,
WL