the snake can see you

can't find a good spot for photos right now



my face isn't cooperating either.

i've worn this dress for three days in a row now...it keeps me (somewhat) awake.
saturday night i wore it to an alice in wonderland houseparty where i had to crawl through a tiny door to enter and shared knock-knock jokes with a dreadlocked tweedle dum.

i can't remember it's origin; i think it's from seattle.
i am single-handedly keeping polyester relevant. (to myself and myself alone).

at at at at at at nite

dudes. i don't know.
but like...at a certain time of the night? in a magical house, on a magical lawn, drinking magical potions, with a magical crew?

...when all those things happen?



you think: i am gonna put on a 1960's bathing suit romper thing and a cape.
in a room full of lattice wallpaper.
and then i am going to rejoin the party.

i can't explain it, i think quogue brings out the beale in me.

shock jockz

this may be an epic disaster, but i am gonna pimp it out anyways....

angela "miss manners" barrow has invited bdonns & i (and a bunch of other people) to be on her new radio show tonight. [we are both ready to live out or howard stern aspirations...]



we will be discussing dating (?!) and the horrors of, etc. i guess we will offer advice?
do you really want advice from me and brendan? think about that before you answer.

i have no idea how i sound on the radio but i have a feeling i will be mortified when i listen to it.

keep in mind:
1. i sound like a slightly bored if hyperactive teenager.
2. my laugh is loud and weird.
3. i say like and ummmm a lot.
4. fucking A, why did i agree to this?

ok so:
tonight.
7 PM, live from roberta's (pizza party? wha?)
i think you can actually call in with...questions? comments?
heritageradionetwork.com
718-497-2128

good grief.

EDIT 1: if you didn't listen live on the internets, our genius is lost forever..archiving it was DENIED for being "too vulgar" !!! fucking a, it was pretty hilarious, i have to say.

EDIT 2: the shirt (cuz i've been asked) is another from my built by wendy archive: beat up bloody boys playing rugby on a rugby tee..LOVE IT!

i am weak.

i can't take it anymore.
i haaaaave to make one of these shredded up jimjamz that everyone is doing..
this picture from outsapop trashion sealed the deal:

she takes commissions, but i gotta think i can handle my own shredz...right? (crickets)

miss outsapop posted a tutorial (and of course camille has one as well) that makes it seems pretty doable, i don't know, this may HAVE to be this weekend's project...keren? kat? lou? who's with me?

pic from outsapop