i mean

So..confused..WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GETTING AT HERE?

This must be a thinly veiled sexual reference 4 billion times over, but..I'm missing it?
Please, be more EXPLICIT next time, Mr Jacobs. Subtlety is for lightweights !

muse

Monday nights have now become HOLY NIGHTS in Lighting Land, as Bravo has turned on a shining light in this dark dark winter...I am not just speaking of the delightful Kell on Earth & my spirit animal K Cutrone, but of my ab-so-lutely favorite person ever on teevee:  

APPARENTLY, ANDREW HAS NEVER MET A MESH HE DIDN'T LOVE

Andrew M. aka The Lord of Breathable Fabrics.

Andrew is like..a superbro glam fashion gypsy from the planet Mesh-ton.
If I was a dude I would dress like this, freals.

I ADORE YOU, ANDREW.
Please wear the one-sleeved tee to the Mara Hoffman show this Thursday, so I can see it in person?
Or maybe one of Mara's tunics with bondage pants?
Or perhaps a mesh bodystocking with one of yr flannels and brass knucks that say PEOPLES on yr right hand, REV on the left?
I will pray every night this week for this to come to true. 
Save me from FW misery, please.
 
Can't wait for tonight's episode, and how long til Andrew gets a his own dating show?

P FUCKING S.
I JUST HAD A FLASH OF BRILLIANCE.

What.
About.
...K CUTRONE on Millionaire Matchmaker? STANGER & CUTRONE, HEAD TO HEAD! ooomg. I would DIE. DIE!!!!!

WAit.
WAITTTT.

SCRATCH THAT.
CUTRONE & STANGER...in a Cagney & Lacey remake? Kicking asses and putting bitches in jail?? With sweepsweek cameos by Tabatha, as their Aussie friend in town with a special case that only C & S can crack? (For pete's sake, Bravo...call me. I have so many great ideas.)


Whew, all that genius just knocked me out. Gonna go lie down.

dream weaverz

the prettiest boys i saw last week were at patrik ervell..floppy mops, minty jeans & clarks. not groundbreaking, just great looking.



i want boys to look like this all the time..pouty walks and late afternoon light pouring in through a window. sometimes you just want life to look like fashion week? (no. you don't)



hiiiii. hi.



i am totally the president of the Gimme A Boy In Clarks Club. also vice-secretary and head nerd in charge.

i don't hate it when my friends are successful

this is some SERIOUSLY AMAZING NEWS.

chuck and ryan, aka THECAST, aka dudes i've known for what seems like forevs, are doing a collab with URBAN OUTFITTERS! OUTCAST by THECAST comes out next month, and even just this picture looks like shit is gonna be hottness.



YOU WANT THIS.
skinny jeans and sick leathers for all!

yay chuck and RT!

all i want

covet alert:
slouchy fashion overalls. looking so so hot to me right now.


sonia rykiel / chloe RESORT 2010

also feeling this a hippie longhair pointbreak bro version:


j.w. anderson s/s 2010

OG overalls envy: winona ryder rolling stone cover, march 1994:



gotta start thinking about wearing pants.

be my friend?

this photo is apropos of nothing:



now that i have your ATTENTION, can you just become a fan of WHITE LIGHTNING on facebook?
yaaaaaay theenks, love you, you're the bestest

beyond

i think i just popped something important, some sort of vessel or artery that is probs very necessary for me to continue living.

steve is responsible for ending my young and fragile life; he sent me a lookbook link to this 13 year old powerhouse mindblower right here:



WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAAAAATTTT?! "GAVI" (can't be real name..can it?) ? WHO ARE YOU AND CAN YOU TELL ME HOW YOU GOT SO DOPE?



motherfucking PLAYSTATION BOWTIE!
YOU LITTLE WONDER.



margielz inspired, no big deal.



i DIE. seriously, i am fa-reaking out. next level all over the place.
what IS that thing he is wearing in the first pic??? i want it!

TAVZ: meet him and start shopping/IMing/DMing/texting together, IMMEDIATELY.

can tavi and gavi star in a graphic novelization of me & steve as 13 year olds?

get out of my dreams

pretty sure this is the first time anyone great has ever been featured on racked's streetstyle thing. (except for chuck!).
of course 85% of the readers gave him a "who did this to you"..LET'S HAVE SOME VISION, PEOPLE!

i mean...dying. kinda want my bangs like this? (jk..not jk...jk-ish?)



ps, his name is PAISLEY.
of course it is, what else would it be.

thx, stevie

my life would suck without you, thrift stores

on sunday it was 90 degrees up in here..maybe you fools went to the beach but me, brendan, and steve & brendan's puppy remdog climbed into the bitchbasket (aka brendan's electric blue honda fit) and rolled out to long island for some liesurely thrifting and drive-thru action.



it just feels so good, ya know?



steve basically raped the place of mom shirts. they look great on him, dunno what to tell you.



a brendan find. i say: don't tell me what to do, hippies.



it was remdogz first time thrifting, he did some light reading while we tried stuff on.



steve basically won with this.
MAUVE TUXEDO JACKET THAT IS "MIAMI VICE FOR AFTER SIX". how the fuck do you top that?

with this?



not even.



brendan found a jesus trinket that matches his tattoo.



we tried to get him in on the leather daddy scene (he passed) (big mistake).



steve incognito, swine flu mask + gaga bow + sequined cummerbund = so hot right now.

i will do a separate post bout my haul, spolier alert : IT WAS ALL SEQUINS.
dunno what came over me.

how does one end a day of driving, thrifting, gaga dance partying & taco eating?

one word.



mcflurries.
(dairy queen was not available, although preferred. we did however, find a DRIVE THRU DELI. what in the what? the suburbs can really blow your mind. they have so much!)

yaaaaayyyyy awesome days.

i hope the car comes with

god damn.
get your fucking act together, boys.



this guy is winning, and in a serrrriously major way.
catch up.

pic from glamcanyon

a little sugar in your bowl

dear urban outfitters catalogue i got in the mail yesterday,



(click for ultimate teensy heartbreaks)

so glad to see that pretty boys are on trend for summer 09, THANK GOD..it was touch and go there for a second.

why don't you try to kill me a little more?
xoxo
W.L.

EDIT>> apparently one of the aforementioned pretty boys knows about this blog post. good grief...white lightning: self-mortifying since '78.

sorry to post 2 vids in a row but...

omgomgomgomgggggg
the BRUNO TRAILER is out the bruno TRAILERRRRR is OUUUT.
ok ok. breathing normally again.



"i gave him a traditional african name...OJ"

SASHA BARON COHEN:
I LOVE YOU, I LIVE FOR YOU, and even when yr gay man, I WANT TO TOUCH IT.

lurve is strange

dear jefferson hack
publisher, kate moss baby daddy, anouck shagger, snappy dresser, older-yvanfacehunter-doppelganger:



stop making me feel funny, like when i used to climb the rope in gym class.

it's a constant battle between lusting after dirted up be-jangled wild haired bros and a clean cut DANDY in a JAUNTY BOW TIE.
you are tipping the scales violently into dandy territory and i am not sure i can handle it.

stop looking at me like that.

forever yours,
WL

gestalt

the new barneys man things catalogue made it's way to my desk today....oh ho ho, what do we have here?



the virgins!



oh hey nowwww. oh look, cole mohr too.



girlcrush idol alert: lina kutsovskaya
the art director that brought you the original visions for nylon and teen vogue is now at barneys making kind of great things like this...(it looks like a boy teen vogue, doesn't it?)

i mean, shot by alasdair mclellan and styled by panos yiapanis & marie chaix!?
MAYJAH!!

ps steve? there are like 900 things in there you will DIEEEEE for.