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Showing posts with label krazy karl. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

bad romance

Hot off the runways of GAY PAREE: Bram Stoker's LoveBunz Parade !



If Gary Oldman as Dracula made sweet, dark, vampiric love to a box of Russell Stovers bridal candy, the bastard demon offspring would be this delicious confection of a hair-did right herrrrr.

In other words, I feel a desperate need to cover a cardboard heart with fake hair and tie it to my head with a hairnet.
And then drink the blood of virgins. Or Winona Ryder.


CHANEL HAUTE COUTURE // SPRING 2010

Methinks (does anyone say METHINKS I R L? Drop me a line if you do, I would like to set up a party line witchu) that SOMEONEEEE who's name rhymes with Blarl Bloggerfeld was a tad INSPIRED by the alienspine heels of the McQueen spring shoes a tad? Teensytinybitz? Maybe yes? Maybe maybe? (methinks)

Keep it Kooky, Karl.

Friday, January 8, 2010

page turners

The internets are afire this week with talk of the new Spring/Summer 2010 campaigns...Bloggas be all excited bout them but fashion houses be all pissed at us? For posting pics? I am confused...it's free advertising and it is usually a LOVEFEST and all those ads'll be out in February mags right about now ANYWAYS...right? Right.

Well, controversey be damned here are some of my faves of what I have internets stalked so far:


BALENCIAGA / STEVEN MEISEL

Correct me if I am wrong, but (unless I have the credit info wrong) David Sims has shot the Balenciaga ads for years...Why the switch to Meisel this season, I wonder? I will assume they have kept M/M Paris on as the campaign designers (as they have for years) cuz this seems about their weirdness level (see any and all Stella McCartney ads for reference). I dig it though, if only cuz it is something unique in the sea of samesamesameyness that is the front third of most fashion magazines.


LANVIN / STEVEN MEISEL

The ads for Lanvin are always...CHALLENGING, shall we say? Remember the Bratz-like giant eyeballs? This ad is straight up UNCOMFORTABLE, but I find something fascinating in that.
Perhaps wearing Lanvin throws you into a full body orgasm. I would suspect that this is TRUE, although I have yet to have had the pleasure of Alber's creations on mah skin...Lemme try adn rectify that sitchernation and get back to ya.



CHANEL / KARL LAGERFELD (DUH)

Is that hat for sale? Because I need it. WHAT I ALSO NEED is Claudia Schiffer's pact with the devil/goblet of water from the Tuck Everlasting fountain. Last I checked bitch was 40. She looks 19. CALL ME, CLAUDIA.


GIVENCHY / MERT & MARCUS

They coulda done whaaaatevaaahhhh they wanted for this ad, I would been all for it. I LOVE THIS COLLECTION. I WANT TO WEAR TRIBAL ZIGZAGZ ALL OVER MY BODY ALL DAY LONG. Totally loving the logo treatment as well; it's like the logo for LOVE mag, which I know is controversial aesthetically for a lot of people but I am a champion of UGLY AMAZING and so I love it.


ALEXANDER WANG / FABIEN BARON

This is the first time I have ever been WANG RABID (hey wait, getyr mind outta the gutter!) in my life, readers of this blog know I am not usually a fan. But this sweatshirt MIGHT improve my life by like, 487%, I am pretty sure. Also (as I posted during fashion week) sidebraids are the new jam. And my supercrush Fabbyfabs is tops, obvs.


LOUIS VUITTON / STEVEN MEISEL

Bike shorts n clogs! Bike shorts n CLOGGZZZZZZZZ! I won't focus on the fact that this looks sorta like a grisly but CHIC murder scene discovery out of an episode of CSI:VOGUE, where they solve FASHIONABLE MURDERS with CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY (the head detectives are played by André Leon Tally and Grace Coddington). I will just focus on BIKE SHORTS N CLOGZZZZZ!


PRADA / STEVEN MEISEL

I know I am in a cold lonely dark room in enjoying this collection as much as I do, but I feel like it falls under my aforementioned UGLY AWESOME rubric. CLEAR PLASTIC & VELCRO on everythin, let's do it, I dig it. And orange lips are a look I like to rock myself, so thumbs up right there.


MARC JACOBS / JUERGEN TELLER


She's standing in a toilet. I mean. You've got my attention. (The End).

OVERALL SIDENOTE:
Can we talk about Steven Meisel for a second? Dude has the market CORNERRRRRRED on ad campaigns. Kinda crazy, right?

all pics from tfs

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

white lights avant chanel

ohhhh HO HO HO..what do we have HERE??!


CHANEL s/s 2010

CLOGGGGGGZZZZZZ!
that is what i am talking about. YES.
karl feels me, everyone just wants to CLOMP it up.
those black ones look sick but fucking DEADLY.these are not new yawk city walkin shoes (like i care). WANT!

EDIT :


LOUIS VUITTON S/S 2010

LOUIS VUITTON DID CLOGS TOO. just sayinggggggg

Monday, March 30, 2009

necessary viewing

last night i went to film forum to see 'valentino, the last emperor'.



it was so funny and fantastic.
the tan, the pugs, the italian.
it was also, apparently, the hot ticket.
the entire day was almost sold out by 1 PM yesterday!
and i spied asfour(three?) and philip lim in the theatre as well....!

best moment of the film is when karl says in valentino's ear after his final show (they speak to each other in french, oh la la): "compared to us, everyone else makes rags"
!!!!!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

barbie girlz

STOP IT, STOP IT RIGHT NOW


chanel f/w 09

uncharted levels of hilarity and awesomeness...
clamshelled chanel gal in a bag!

good god, you well preserved teutonic lunatic...you've given me quite the giddy thrill, DANKE SHOEN

ps, steve sent an even BETTER pic!!!



CHAN-IPOD!

paging lady gaga, i mean COME ON!

ps teen vogue knows my scene..thanks !
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