add it up

Perhaps you have been within 2 feet of me lately and/or you like to peruse this weblog?
If so, you may know of my newfound interest in developing my MYSTICAL INCLINATIONZ...My witchy-ways handbook says to wear what you love and I love Lover. (We all do, don't we? But it is RILLY RILLY RELEVANT to my LYFE right now).

Their F/W collection is titled White Moon Rising, that black confection with the lacey dreamsleeves above is called The Witches Circle Dress, and the capes, the velvet, and THAT ANIMAL-Y PRINT SKIRT are all so perfect for my upcoming autumn & winter of magicks...I want this all so very very badly.
BRB, crafting a GIMME spell (eye of something, tooth of somethin else, fairydust, salty tears, etc etc etc)

Hum it when I run by.

what i do when i'm supposed to be doing other things

my most recent foray into irritating my pals the fashion department..i tried on the following 2 items in the past week or so:



1. black walter van bierendonck crazyface tee (which was basically an epic teeshirt dress, and sort of DIY-able?). i want. so bad!
EDIT omg graham is so right, it's totally MIGHTY BOOSH fashion! amaze.

2. miu miu pre-fall black velvet and superchunk wooden platform heels with ankle strap. so so cute. so so HEAVY. not really something i could see myself actually walking anywhere in? but adorbz fer sure.

also super awesome but too teeny to try: vena cava for via spiga (!) moire satin (ish?) black oxfords with studs on the back. i think you want them.

send me things

got a lovely little package in my sad grey work mailbox the other day:



the samantha pleet lookbook, wrapped in butterflies.
besides the ol' fashioned paper version, it also comes in video form (yeah dortch !). wrapped da times, oh la la.
there is a dark blue wool cape + dress situation inside there that i REALLY MUST HAVE. i shall beg her for a personal order at the next gossip girl night...

oooh la la, la lalalalala*

i know i have heretofore eschewed the 80s trend but i am making one GIANT exception and it is for the louis vuitton show.

i am smitten.



i know marc declared this a big love letter to parisian ladies but i feel like it's a british gal gone french or something? it's cooler-lacroix. (sweetie dahling, dahling sweetie).

TAFFETA GIANT PEARL BUNNY BOWS.
my heart is full.



can you see the detailing on that striped shirt? the stripes are all separate and held together by studs! good grief. and those sunglasses are off the charts.
making these necklaces POSTE HASTE, obvs.



so sexy gorgeous flouncey insanity.



this reminds me of the chloe collection that we all die for..you know which one i'm talkin bout.



i just can't. i'm swooning. that giant parka and a crazy legging (that "thigh" is freaking me out, but i digress) ???

i want to be this girl. i do. for a day or two, at least.

marc has made me high..but lets not sleep on giving the stylist credit, peoples..i see her all over this:



i die, katie. I DIE.

*dig

fashion nightmarez

unnhhhhhhh CREEEPPERVILLLEEEEE
the makeup at mcqueen is making me feel icky


matthew barney in cremaster & mcqueen f/w 09

stooppppp alexander (lee, can i call you lee?), you're SCARING ME!
it's too much like the scurrrry nightmare haunter cremaster jazz and i don't like itttttt.

bad touch.

barbie girlz

STOP IT, STOP IT RIGHT NOW


chanel f/w 09

uncharted levels of hilarity and awesomeness...
clamshelled chanel gal in a bag!

good god, you well preserved teutonic lunatic...you've given me quite the giddy thrill, DANKE SHOEN

ps, steve sent an even BETTER pic!!!



CHAN-IPOD!

paging lady gaga, i mean COME ON!

ps teen vogue knows my scene..thanks !

never not awesome

i live for the mood that rei creates every season.


comme des garcons f/w 09 (click pic to make it biggerrrr)

this is twisted practicality at it's finest.
(it's winter, just wear your blanket UNDER your teeny jacket)

i covet all of it and WISH upon wish to be the girl who could pull this off

add to crafternoon list: trompe l'oeil jacket painting, tulle leggings

i know that fashion is always changing, but i don't have to like it.

not having it.


balenciaga f/w 09

maybe you want to wear curtain genie diaper dresses.
i do not.
i want to be a coldkillah robot girl from the future and i depend on nicolas ghesquiere to fulfill that fantasy.
why you gotta let me down like that, nic?

barf, i hate the 80s and it's pervading influence...
wake me up at the end of 2010.

pic from tfs

not that kind of prada

agatha ruiz de la prada is, let's be real, like a cheapy cheesey faux-gela. she does weird surreal-y bonkers shit but the craft looks subpar and the execution is suspect fer sure.

THAT BEING SAID...
i would maybe wear this. sort of.



what i WANT to wear
is shiny shiny rubbercolor on my leggssssssss



isn't it mesmerizing?!? sooo prettyyyyy

this, not so much:



nopes:



not on your LIFE:



ps PARIS HAS STARTEDDDDDDD, LOVERRRLIESSSSS yay

thanks kyle, for submitting her for stuff on my head...

back to life, back to surreality

lalala, stuff on my head, lalala, what else can i add...


dolce & gabbana f/w 09

gloves and multiheadbands!
the list is growing long,
oh so long.

what else do i want on my head?
amuse me with your musings!

she's like a rainbow

i guess i need to put my tits away for FW 09..a flat white breastbone is clearly a gal's best friend (isn't it always):


prada f/w 09

sooo...is this a fur/brocade swingy dress thang with rain boots? mmmkay. just checking (if you were wondering, i love it madly)

i don't now what's happening here, hip wader garter-hosen?:


prada f/w 09

oookeeeeee...

how bout feet-hawks?!

prada f/w 09

so sick. like the movie GLADIATOR plus the knights of ROHAN (nerdsauce, watched lotr all day, BUSTED!) plus SID VICIOUS but AS A MARY-JANE! wannnnnt to wear. you do too, don't lie.



oohhhh go ahead, LAUGH at us, you pazzo regazza. it just gets weirder and we just love it more. i hate slash love you, forever and evs.

turncoat

dear erdem moralioglu,
although the TURKS are my sworn enemies* (well, half-enemies; i'm only half greek) , i shall put aside the bitterness of my forefathers to accept you as a shining beacon of love because your latest showing of frocks and boots have captivated and scintillated me and that is a thrilling combination.



erdem f/w 09

in other words:

i want to go to there.

fondly,
W.L.
*exceptions also made for 3 crazy turks spread about the globe who i shall love for forever...you know who you are.