the wild one, forever

hey nowww...WHITE LIGHTNING is TWO years old today!!


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good grief..i can't really believe it, that seems both like the longest time ever and no time at all, right?
the past 12 months have been completely bonkers for me personally and BLOGULARLY.

some highlights: my NYT article on tavi & arabelle & teen bloggerz (over A YEAR AGO, really-ahem), this dude KANYE blogging about me (!), having a pretty mayjah milestone birthday (sigh), getting bangs (like, SO IMPORTANNNNT), quitting my job and becoming a gypsy (in progress)... i mean, it's been a massive year, to say the least.

but you know what? i don't want to look back. (...ok, except to the 90s, obvs) (ok yah, and except in the picture above. but that's all, i swear!)

i want to look forward. FORWARDTIMEZ. SEE THE FUTURE. yahhhh.

this blog has totally altered my life in so many weird wonderful ways. so many cool opportunities, so many great people, so much insanity that is still to come.

allow me to say:



thank you thank you thank you to everyone who reads and comments and compliments and emails and comes up to me to say hi at random sporting events...doing this wouldn't be half as fun without all of you, swearswearpinkieswear.

now i shall crack open a miller high life and toast this lil bloggyblog, i love it so.
while you say "but...it's early morning", i say "time waits for no blog". cheers!


vintage birthday shot..seems apropos

exes and ohs 4 life brahs,
White Lightz
the whitest white light ya know

the sunshine of my life

i mean.



when your outfit credits involve a swarovski encrusted neckbrace, it is safe to say you are operating on your own personal level..next next NEXT levular.

the levz can't be detected with most existing technology (only calculable by kanye, anna piaggi and christmas tree mom. aka my holy trinity)

also,
i would do bad things for those jeremy scott minnie mouse sunglasses.
i would.

GAGA FOR LIFE, TRUST.

pics from anthem mag

getting crushed out on the things that only i can see

i got tired of waiting for warm weather to wear these shoes...


forever 21 dress / tights from sockman on st mark's / prada ss 08 sandals

..so i just went for it.

i'm gonna live forever?

if you were to check my ANALYTICZ right now...you would see this:



it goes on for pages.

why's everyone searchin WHITE LIGHTNING?

ohhhh umm hmmm because none other than the KANYE WEST mentioned me on his blog...he thinks i'm cool. (among other things...)

kanye, if you're reading this, i hope you realize that I LUH YOU.
i mean, i have a 'kanye' TAG, for the love of pete.
i think you are the marc jacobs of hiphop, pop culture remixer that gives it back to the masses. i honestly think we could be bff.
but, you know. maybe you're a little upset with me right now. oopsydoops?

white lightning is all about love, believe.

ps, if you get a chance..can you pass my link to lady gaga? theeeenks

mona lisas & mad hatters

ohhhhhhh you fucking crazy bitch.
you made l'eggs panyhose eggs into a dress and now you're playing chopsticks with yourself.
(i love you)



i am going to make a wish.
i wish for lady gaga to wear this outfit and perform the mcdonalds piano recital song at a special concert just for me and my 10,000 closest friends.



someone please tell me you remember this commercial?
thanks keren, for feeding my addiction

she's like a rainbow

i guess i need to put my tits away for FW 09..a flat white breastbone is clearly a gal's best friend (isn't it always):


prada f/w 09

sooo...is this a fur/brocade swingy dress thang with rain boots? mmmkay. just checking (if you were wondering, i love it madly)

i don't now what's happening here, hip wader garter-hosen?:


prada f/w 09

oookeeeeee...

how bout feet-hawks?!

prada f/w 09

so sick. like the movie GLADIATOR plus the knights of ROHAN (nerdsauce, watched lotr all day, BUSTED!) plus SID VICIOUS but AS A MARY-JANE! wannnnnt to wear. you do too, don't lie.



oohhhh go ahead, LAUGH at us, you pazzo regazza. it just gets weirder and we just love it more. i hate slash love you, forever and evs.