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What in the WANG is HAPPENING HERE?!??!!

ALEXANDER WANG  F/W 2010

Help me to understand this.

Now, if you read this here blog, you know I have never been an A Wang lover, really. 

There are moments that I do deeply dig; a pre-fall look here, a bag there..and surprisingly, MOST of S/S 2010 collection (grey sweatshirt lurve) but this? This is some bullshit right here. 

What is this? Am I actually looking at a thigh high-biz caszh pant-legwarmer? What in the fuck. I am 

not sure what to start on with the trompe-lace silk contempo casual situation happening ABOVE the thighpants. 

I can't with this.

I almost barfed on my screen except then I saw something that got me hyperventrilicating:

 

FRONT ROW CHANEL CLOGS! Ohmahgah, where is the left one and can I see them both NOW? (Sidenote: Is that Alexa Chung? Why do I envision her as the only person who owns those shoes?). 

Anyways- Can we get these thangs a twitter feed? www.twitter.com/chanelclogz...FOLLOWED. FOR LIFE.

Sweet lord almighty I want those clodhoppers more than anything. It's bordering on insane (I decide where the border is, not YOU).

Sigh.

Ok sorry, where was I?

TO SUM UP: 

A.WANG ENSEMBLE = BARFY

C.CLOG CAMEO = DREAMWEAVER

So glad we talked.

i hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record*

gurl, please.



this kind of thing is for advanced placement students only, miss h.
please do not attempt the next level again or i shall have to call the principal and have you removed from the premises.

thank you.
*

can someone do a "my sharona" tribute song for dorota?

was it just me...



...or was last week lamesauce??

this eyes wide shut jazz is SO NOT INTERESTING. chuck becomes a lovelorn pussy after one night and gets totally played by some dumdum faux-pair? NOT INTERSTING comma NOT SEXY. bring back saucy one liners and chuck-blair hotness.

do NOT bring back (dorky) teacher and (unsexy) student sex plots.
do NOT bring back dan humphrey shirtless OR in a top hat:



i have a STRICT no douche in tophats policy and i refuse to bend the rules for you, gossip girl.

PLEASE MAKE IT BETTER TONIGHT!

ps, every time i see little J in her role as "top fashion expert" i picture like, arabelle and jane being at school with her and she's all OMFG, the new kira plastinina stuff is soooooo cute, be my friends you guys! and then belle throws a fruits book at her head and jane is like, you're sitting on my vintage yohji, nerd. and that is amusing to me.