my apologies

My latest Epiphany is up at StreetCarnage, in which I admit my embarrassingly gross bone fantasy for Chad the Bowlcut.



Please forgive me, I love you all Check it!

EDIT i had no idea CHAD would be so polarizing...we've all heard of JOKES, right? justttt checkinggggggg.

it didn't hurt at all

ohhh uh, HEY GUYS! so..i ACQUIRED a few new THANGTHANGS in ol' KANSAS CITAY..

FIRST:. a thrifted crocheted crop top (that my sis says is very "donna martin hits da club"). i am really into my BRA as outerwear these days, hey WHATEVS.



what was the second thing? can't remember.
OH RIGHT.

um..i got a tattoo?
teeny tiny lightnin bolt!

gross iphone closeup:



on multiple recs, we went to mercy seat here in KC..jill and susan got soem "INK" as well..this is sooo officially a chick flick roadtrip its nt even FUNNY.

i mean..i actually did this?
I DID, i totally did. sorry mom and dad?

ps thank you shannon & peggy, 2 new girlcrushes!!

i'm crazy for you, blog

i have missed the hell out of you my darlings and that is truestfax..i hate not blogging on the regs, and i hate that that sentence is really true. (NERD)

check it:
we had a day of free time on saturday!
it was basically devoted to sleeping in and then it took about 400 hours to walk to the tate modern (and about 400 more hours to navigate it. NEGATIVE POINTS FOR FLOW, ENGLISH MUSEUM PLANNER BRAHS.) and it was HUMID and a little bit ICKY but we POWERED THROUGH. all in the name of ART.



there is a ruscha ROOM. dopeness.
the top left is an all time favorite, obvs



the tate is the only museum i have been to that devotes so much space (or any?) to fluxus artwork. as a certified yoko ono lovah/aesthetics nerd, it's pretty exciting.



m/m paris posters..superhuge and pretty fucking cool I R Lz.



there is also a jeff koons room, or did you already know?
it's obscenely reflective, if you were wondering.
see...I STILL EXIST!
i know this blog in the past week has not supported that argument.

things are gonna be back to norms soon enough...
one more day in londontown..and then it's back to bikes and beers and layers in july. (i miss portland!!! i really do...what does that mean?)

every cutie wit a booty bought a coogi

would you like a chance to see how lunacy lives?



why don't you mosey on over to lemondrop where i am their "closet fever" gal of the week?
you can see pictures of my shelves/closet/shoe piles/jangle insanity/god help us/what's wrong with me/good grief.

maybe you click here and go like..right now?

ps..thanks so much, julie for the nicest write-up of all time...!

please play this song on the radio

this
ladies and gentlemen
is the face of a LAWBREAKER:



I AM SO HARDCORE.
how so, you ask?
i'll tell you.
i, dear friends, made the mistake of trying to not only imbibe alcohol but to also eat tacos in state college, pa WITH AN EXPIRED LICENSE.

this is apparently tantamount to mass genocide and/or puppy burning.

i got yelled at by a bouncer who refused to look at me becuase i offended him so and i was almost denied entrance to a sports bar - for DINNER mind you, and while i was with MY MOM and FAMILY- all because of the highly offensive expired license.

state college needs to fucking relax.


from the store 'jamaica junction'..ah, so much comedy, so little time

on the plus side, my lil cuz is all growns up.
it all worked out-
we found a dive bar where they take my kind, i drank 2 dollar bottles of miller high life and something called "statutory grape" which tasted like melted otter pops got us really wasted. oopsydoops.

good times!
how was your weekend?

these are sneakers, basically, right?

QUESTION:
is the following footwear superpractical for someone (i.e. ME) who is spending the summer on the west coast, probs on a bike, definitely outdoors, maybe in a tree:


dolce vita / sam edelman

ANSWER:
DUH OBVS DOY. totally practical. you (i.e. ME) still need to be TALL in the pacific northwest, trufaxual information.

watch it

dear nicole richie on the cover of blackbook,
why doncha keep yourself outta thangs you DON'T UNNASTAND.



lady gaga is MY GAME, GIRL.
don't make me put my baby down.

love,
W.L.