me n solo dolo sittin in a tree

maybe you read this blog and so MAAYYYBEEEE you know about my kid cudi love? no?



well maybe you've met me this summer, somewhere between portland and baltimore, and i told you how much i love him, or made you play his remixes in your bar, or made you listen to it REALLY LOUDLY in a minivan on a highway somewhere in the country ?

maybe?

well consider this shit OFFICIAL. it's BLOGG'D; that's like an oath in blood, notarized by yr moms.

APPARENTLY boys with glasses with no glass in them and a twitter addiction make me feel a lil bit dreamy.

now we know, and knowing is half the battle.

scott...CALL ME.

an american crotchthrob in london

ohh, hi everyone. hi.
i hate not posting everyday, it feels wrong and weird but long days and shitty hotel internet..."high speed" my arse (BRITISH!) make it so hard.

i do want to take this special minute to tell the world that i am in love again.

may i present the object of my affection:



VITO SCHNABEL, welcome to this illustrious and admittedly dubious distinction.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
actually no, please, continue.



way. too. handsome.
we saw him last night at the bar at HIX while we had dinner.
i died approx 50 times and then one more time for good measure.
sighhhhhhhhhhz.

that zebra carpet really challenged me

hoooolleeeeee shizbomb. forgive me, everyone. i have not gotten deep into the MET GALA slideshows until right now and i am kinda reeling. it was sort of the best one yet, mabes cuz i'd rather see models dolled up than lame actresses. that's just ME.

allow me to begin with the "kids, stay off of drugs" award which goes to...kate moss. or at least, this lady formerly known as kate moss:



it's kind of a bummer, isn't it?
upside: you look great marc! pants! novel!

speaking of fallen iconz..SOMEONE WAS AT THE LADY GAGA SHOW SATURDAY NIGHT (truefax) and is FEELING JEALLYBALLZ that she is not the #1 chameleon anymore:



mmmkayyyy madonna. mmkay. pokerface, we got it.
ps, gaga already wore those boots last week, sorrs.

more LV, in the most shocking of ways:



fucking crapballs, leighton. i am torn between OMFG, i toooootally wanna wear that TOO and uh..these pictures'll be around for a long time, know what ahm sayin? hmm. fencing it, fer now.

the SIT NEXT TO ME award goes to:



ALT. killing it, covering it, being it, living it.
wait is he smuggling someone in? is he fashion trojan horse? or the dread pirate roberts?
haahah. okay, i just cracked myself up.

MOVING ON.

i need to discuss this:



DR LISA, i applaud you. balmain gets one free pass from me and HERE IT IS.
question: what does she wear when you see her for a dermatologist appointment? avant shouldered white jackets with a rodarte legging? swarovski encrusted stethoscope? one would hope. FINGERS CROSSED.


debbie...is this a bea arthur tribute?


clogs? ANKLE? how racy!


what? no jangles? no color? no more mullet?
so low key, kan!! i was hopin for a crazy SOCK at least.


dear satan:
if i pledge my eternal soul to you CAN I LOOK 1/4 AS HOT AS DIANE VON FURSTERNBURG? at HALF her AGE? eva longoria looks so PTA mom next to DVF. top drawer, lady. love it.


AWESOME. (kristen mcmenamy! julien dy's!)


awesomer? (lacroix, sweetie!)


AWESOMEST.
"oh, this? vintage helmut lang. pants. messy ponytail. why? BECAUSE I AM STELLA TENNANT, DUDES. no more questions."


uh...i think jack white is kinda really hot. i feel uncomfortable admitting this. are you ok with it?

you know what else is making me uncomf? in a seriously fantastic way?



british boy(s).
oh. hello. hi.

did i miss anyone who was dopeshow?

i'm gonna live forever?

if you were to check my ANALYTICZ right now...you would see this:



it goes on for pages.

why's everyone searchin WHITE LIGHTNING?

ohhhh umm hmmm because none other than the KANYE WEST mentioned me on his blog...he thinks i'm cool. (among other things...)

kanye, if you're reading this, i hope you realize that I LUH YOU.
i mean, i have a 'kanye' TAG, for the love of pete.
i think you are the marc jacobs of hiphop, pop culture remixer that gives it back to the masses. i honestly think we could be bff.
but, you know. maybe you're a little upset with me right now. oopsydoops?

white lightning is all about love, believe.

ps, if you get a chance..can you pass my link to lady gaga? theeeenks

jumping off a mountain into a sea of codeine

i'm having shortness of breath...someone get the smelling salts, POST HASTE



i just read a beautiful love letter..can i share it with you?

"Tall lace-up platform bootie from Sweet Life by Dolce Vita, with leather peeptoe uppers and cutout detailing. Stacked architectural heel; brushed lace grommets; metallic lining; cushioned footbed. 5" heel .5" platform"



my heart skipped a beat...you had me at "lace-up platform".