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Today, my dear bloggyfriends, I would like to take a moment to say HAPPY ANNIVERSARYYYY to my parents.

DAD, CHILLIN. HE WAS A LONGHAIR!

MOMS! CUTIE MIDDLE PART HIPPIE PONYTAIL AND ESPADRILLES! I LOVE.

They've been married THIRTY FIVE YEARSSSSSS. 35!!!
Like...10 plus 10 plus another 10 PLUS another 5. I mean...Can you wrap yr head around that?



They have the best wedding song evahhhh...SUCH dreamy sixtiestimes (And bearded hippie singer!)!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOM & DAD!
Now please stop reading my blog, it makes me uncomfortable.

turkey teevee

Happy Fall Asleep On The Couch With Your Relatives Day, dudes.

I am thankful to live in a place that affords me easy access to turkey-shaped cakes with frosting pop-up timers (which may be a nipple or may be a witch egg). (WHYYY didn't I buy this cake when i had a chance?)

Enjoy the day! Don't get too drunk, don't fight with your brother and don't steal my turkey leg.

xo, WL

please play this song on the radio

this
ladies and gentlemen
is the face of a LAWBREAKER:



I AM SO HARDCORE.
how so, you ask?
i'll tell you.
i, dear friends, made the mistake of trying to not only imbibe alcohol but to also eat tacos in state college, pa WITH AN EXPIRED LICENSE.

this is apparently tantamount to mass genocide and/or puppy burning.

i got yelled at by a bouncer who refused to look at me becuase i offended him so and i was almost denied entrance to a sports bar - for DINNER mind you, and while i was with MY MOM and FAMILY- all because of the highly offensive expired license.

state college needs to fucking relax.


from the store 'jamaica junction'..ah, so much comedy, so little time

on the plus side, my lil cuz is all growns up.
it all worked out-
we found a dive bar where they take my kind, i drank 2 dollar bottles of miller high life and something called "statutory grape" which tasted like melted otter pops got us really wasted. oopsydoops.

good times!
how was your weekend?