nothing really happens in my secret life

fun with fashion, V mag peel off sunglasses edition!
WHO WORE IT BEST?

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta:



olga:



david byrne ?



charlize?



ScarJo?



anthony kiedis?



white lights?
i tried and failed, colorforms don't stick to pasty white faces too well. mabes that's why ga is so TANNED UP on the cover:



not...really...working....



fuck it, stick it to the mirror and make a hairbow outta that shit. we call this CREATIVITY and HOMAGE. (my parents would call this 'do you have a job yet')



ps white lightning tee in the house! I LOVE IT SO MUCH. duhvs, already made it a croptop

i want it

the one thing i didn't really bring out here to the northwest is a JACKET...what do i know? the summer in new york is so disgusting and humid you can practically WRING out the air for clean drinking water (reduce reuse recycle. wha?)

point being:
i need this.

don't i? i do. (don't i?).


slow and steady wins the race / stand up comedy rainwear collab

DRAPEY AVANT PONCHO (avancho?) !!! be mine?

ps
you may find this hard to BELIEVE, but i have not been so awesome about "living on a budget". shocker of the century, i know.

oop

sy

doops.

these are sneakers, basically, right?

QUESTION:
is the following footwear superpractical for someone (i.e. ME) who is spending the summer on the west coast, probs on a bike, definitely outdoors, maybe in a tree:


dolce vita / sam edelman

ANSWER:
DUH OBVS DOY. totally practical. you (i.e. ME) still need to be TALL in the pacific northwest, trufaxual information.