big teez

New things, old things, free things, borrowed things...All awesome things.

ALEXANDER WANG FOR LINDA FARROW SUNGLASSES  ///  FRESHJIVE 'STANTON T'
VINTAGE LEOPARD COAT BORROWED FROM LESLEY

FreshJive sent Hunter these realllllly sick tees (I haven't worn FreshJive since middle school whuuut)...The photos are by Guy Webster (PLEASE check his site, amazing old pics of like, Mary Steenburgen who P S was HOT AS HAY-ELLLL back in the day). 

ALEXANDER WANG FOR LINDA FARROW SUNGLASSES  ///  FRESHJIVE 'STANTON T'
VINTAGE LEOPARD COAT BORROWED FROM LESLEY /// PERRE HARDY FOR GAP WHITE CLOGWEDGES

MAC LIPSTICK IN GIRL ABOUT TOWN

Oh, sorry, don't mind me and my HARRY DEAN STANTON TEE SHIRT DRESS!!!
Ok it's just a tee shirt, but on a midge like ME it's a dress. I miss HDS on Big Love! LONG LIVE THE PROPHET! I shall protest his departure on my chest.

Sorta forgot about these Pierre Hardy for GAP clogswedgeshoe situations. Even though they are kinda like the ghetto cuz to my Margiela clogswedgeshoe situations, I feel a RENEWED INTEREST in them.

I hope Arfin is cool with the fact that she is NOT getting this coat back...uummm, SOWWY LES.

SUNGLASSES STOLEN FROM HUNTER /// ROGAN CARDIGAN
FRESHJIVE 'HOPPER T' /// ALICIA & OLIVIA FOR PAYLESS (!) POLKADOT PLATFORMS 
MAC LIPSTICK IN GIRL ABOUT TOWN

He also got one with Dennis Hopper on it. AKA Owen Wilson's doppelganger in the 60s. Talk about bone fantasies. HI THERE.

GIANT PEEPS WRAPPER 'GARBAGE' BOW BY THE GIRLS OF SUPERCUTE!
OLD H&M PERFECT CIRCLE SUNGLASSES /// VINTAGE SATIN CAPE
BLACK BOOK WEEZY TEE /// MAC LIPSTICK IN GIRL ABOUT TOWN

When a Swedish company called Black Book offers to send you a Lil Wayne tee because they like your blog you say YES. (I believe this is a Terry Richardson pic of Weezy?)

I bought my bow at our 92Y event, it is Supercute! band merch!!! Are you DYING or what?
I mean...it's a PEEPS WRAPPER. A Peeps wrapper. These girls kill me.

It was 5 dollars. I highly suggest obtaining one– you will not only support a terrific band but there is a 99.99999% chance that you will most likely look amazing.

For the record, this Weezy tee is mine but if I want to wear it I have to dig through Hunter's things; I AM JUST SAYING. 

oh, these old things?

JUST KEEPIN IT CASUAL, YOU KNOW.

ALEXANDER WANG FOR LINDA FARROW SUNGLASSES // THRIFTED I. MAGNIN OPEN WEAVE SEQUIN SWEATSHIRT // NARS VELVET MATTE LIP IN DRAGON GIRL

HEYYYY NOWWWWWW.
So...whatcha been up to?
Me? Just busy enjoying the SUNSHINE in my ALEXANDER WANG CRAZY CATFACE SUNGLASSES. AKA the best gift I have EVER RECEIVED.

NO

BIG

DEAL.

I fucking die for these things. (Thank you Alex Hawgood..you are the BEST, times a billion)

An important NOTE:
People gawk at these things, like for real. Almost everyone comments on them and people were taking my picture all afternoon in Soho, it was nuts. Do not wear unless you are prepared for all out staring at you, all day long. It's a teensy bit unnerving after a while.

Hmm I was just trying to remember..who else owns these?

OH, RIGHT.

Although I like to think I feel like Gagaloocoocoocachoo in them,  I feel they make the wearer resemble most closely any woman depicted in Far Side cartoons:

I still die.

pos and neg

What in the WANG is HAPPENING HERE?!??!!

ALEXANDER WANG  F/W 2010

Help me to understand this.

Now, if you read this here blog, you know I have never been an A Wang lover, really. 

There are moments that I do deeply dig; a pre-fall look here, a bag there..and surprisingly, MOST of S/S 2010 collection (grey sweatshirt lurve) but this? This is some bullshit right here. 

What is this? Am I actually looking at a thigh high-biz caszh pant-legwarmer? What in the fuck. I am 

not sure what to start on with the trompe-lace silk contempo casual situation happening ABOVE the thighpants. 

I can't with this.

I almost barfed on my screen except then I saw something that got me hyperventrilicating:

 

FRONT ROW CHANEL CLOGS! Ohmahgah, where is the left one and can I see them both NOW? (Sidenote: Is that Alexa Chung? Why do I envision her as the only person who owns those shoes?). 

Anyways- Can we get these thangs a twitter feed? www.twitter.com/chanelclogz...FOLLOWED. FOR LIFE.

Sweet lord almighty I want those clodhoppers more than anything. It's bordering on insane (I decide where the border is, not YOU).

Sigh.

Ok sorry, where was I?

TO SUM UP: 

A.WANG ENSEMBLE = BARFY

C.CLOG CAMEO = DREAMWEAVER

So glad we talked.

page turners

The internets are afire this week with talk of the new Spring/Summer 2010 campaigns...Bloggas be all excited bout them but fashion houses be all pissed at us? For posting pics? I am confused...it's free advertising and it is usually a LOVEFEST and all those ads'll be out in February mags right about now ANYWAYS...right? Right.

Well, controversey be damned here are some of my faves of what I have internets stalked so far:

BALENCIAGA / STEVEN MEISEL

Correct me if I am wrong, but (unless I have the credit info wrong) David Sims has shot the Balenciaga ads for years...Why the switch to Meisel this season, I wonder? I will assume they have kept M/M Paris on as the campaign designers (as they have for years) cuz this seems about their weirdness level (see any and all Stella McCartney ads for reference). I dig it though, if only cuz it is something unique in the sea of samesamesameyness that is the front third of most fashion magazines.

LANVIN / STEVEN MEISEL

The ads for Lanvin are always...CHALLENGING, shall we say? Remember the Bratz-like giant eyeballs? This ad is straight up UNCOMFORTABLE, but I find something fascinating in that.

Perhaps wearing Lanvin throws you into a full body orgasm. I would suspect that this is TRUE, although I have yet to have had the pleasure of Alber's creations on mah skin...Lemme try adn rectify that sitchernation and get back to ya.

CHANEL / KARL LAGERFELD (DUH)

Is that hat for sale? Because I need it. WHAT I ALSO NEED is Claudia Schiffer's pact with the devil/goblet of water from the Tuck Everlasting fountain. Last I checked bitch was 40. She looks 19. CALL ME, CLAUDIA.

GIVENCHY / MERT & MARCUS

They coulda done whaaaatevaaahhhh they wanted for this ad, I would been all for it. I LOVE THIS COLLECTION. I WANT TO WEAR TRIBAL ZIGZAGZ ALL OVER MY BODY ALL DAY LONG. Totally loving the logo treatment as well; it's like the logo for LOVE mag, which I know is controversial aesthetically for a lot of people but I am a champion of UGLY AMAZING and so I love it.

ALEXANDER WANG / FABIEN BARON

This is the first time I have ever been WANG RABID (hey wait, getyr mind outta the gutter!) in my life, readers of this blog know I am not usually a fan. But this sweatshirt MIGHT improve my life by like, 487%, I am pretty sure. Also (as I posted during fashion week) sidebraids are the new jam. And my supercrush Fabbyfabs is tops, obvs.

LOUIS VUITTON / STEVEN MEISEL

Bike shorts n clogs! Bike shorts n CLOGGZZZZZZZZ! I won't focus on the fact that this looks sorta like a grisly but CHIC murder scene discovery out of an episode of CSI:VOGUE, where they solve FASHIONABLE MURDERS with CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY (the head detectives are played by André Leon Tally and Grace Coddington). I will just focus on BIKE SHORTS N CLOGZZZZZ!

PRADA / STEVEN MEISEL

I know I am in a cold lonely dark room in enjoying this collection as much as I do, but I feel like it falls under my aforementioned UGLY AWESOME rubric. CLEAR PLASTIC & VELCRO on everythin, let's do it, I dig it. And orange lips are a look I like to rock myself, so thumbs up right there.

MARC JACOBS / JUERGEN TELLER

She's standing in a toilet. I mean. You've got my attention. (The End).

OVERALL SIDENOTE:
Can we talk about Steven Meisel for a second? Dude has the market CORNERRRRRRED on ad campaigns. Kinda crazy, right?

all pics from tfs

uncool, dude

GET YO' HANDS OFF MY WANG, BITCH!* i thought we were friends.



gagaloo, didn't you read my BLOG? those are my sunglasses, wtf...now we have to call each other before we go out...like EVERY TIME, um ANNOYING!

SECONDLY: why, WHY is gaga's shoe game always so weak? what's that about?

LASTLY..is that DR "docta peppah" DRE in the background? where are they and why do they both have mics..? in my fantasies they did a cover of "islands in the stream" holy crapballs, how dope would that be??! wowowowowow.

wait, wait a second, don't distract me with my own incredible ideas. the point is...GIMME THOSE GLASSES!

*any excuse for a "that's what she said" joke

well played, wangy

leave it to THE WANGER to have the collection i totally LOVE the one time in my life i will have a seat AND not be able to go (let's never speak of this again)...

LADY FASHION FOOTBALLERS!


alexander wang s/s10

i was thinking this week that i NEED a grey sweatshirt to croptop-ify and NOW i need a grey sweatshirt dress with a halfmoon sleeve and leathah accents. I NEED IT. don't i?
also, i truly ENVY any of you who can rock a long messy sidebraid. i should get extensions. (jk?)

anything to fuel my kneesock fetish:


alexander wang s/s10

could totally DIY this, slice a sock and add elasticz? DONE and DONE...luckiliy i have FREE TIME.


alexander wang s/s10

ok the SICKEST thing are THESE SUNGLASSES! just the next incarnation of a theme i love:

catwoman -> ghost world'd catwoman -> luella'd ghost world catwoman -> wang'd luella ghost world catwoman

DOPENESS.
and those shoes ain't bad neither.