heartbreaks

So much for my favorite mags. Cmon, Olivier. WTF. Lohan? Thanks for the ulitmate fash mag bonerkiller, Zahmzie.

This cover is for when she is like, 35 and remaking herself as some sort of televangelist born again virgin who does those infomercials about the machine that keeps zucchinis fresh for 11 years in vaccuumed plastic bags, NOT FOR THE NEXT ISSUE OF PURPLE, WHICH I WAIT FOR V V IMPATIENTLY, TWICE A YEAR.

Barf.
Sandwiches.

failwhale

BREAKING NEWS.
SHIT IS NOT OKAY IN INTERNETS FASHION LAND.

this. is. UNACCEPTABLE. TWITTERTIGHTS?!?

IF I SEE ANYONE WEARING THIS LAMEASS SHIZ OUT IN THE STREETS, I WILL TRIP YOU, THEN LAUGH ABOUT IT, THEN TELL YOU I HATE YOU, TWITPIC IT & THEN TWEET THE WHOLE THING.

Just don't. For the love of god, don't even think about it.

Please, consider this a Public Service Announcement.

Thank you for your time,
WL

i hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record*

gurl, please.



this kind of thing is for advanced placement students only, miss h.
please do not attempt the next level again or i shall have to call the principal and have you removed from the premises.

thank you.
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