hibernaterade

Wow/wow/wow. Shit got CRAZAY last night, right? S'now joke. (ew! hahahaaa.)

This is the hood of an old parka covered in fur scraps.
Purchased for $5 in Kansas City on this summer's Vision Quest.
It matches the fur collar of my coat perfectly. The overall effect is very FASHION YETI.

I lasted about 25 minutes outside last night.
You would think that having lived approximately 98% of my life on the east coast I would have some sort of snowppropriate footwear.
You would think wrong.

BACK ON THE SCENE. Let's post a shitload today and tomorrow, shall we?

regularly scheduled programmez

sorry blog, i took a three day weekend from my HECTIC SCHEDULE (shmarcasm).
i know that this is how you are looking at me, i would do the same:



but i am BACK IN THE GAME as they say (who says that? dunno).

i DID however manage to thrift the above AMAYYYYYzing lace croptop situation at the value village in methtown. i also wore it out saturday night which is pretty AVANT for hippietown USA. RENEGADE!

as you can see i have been VERY BUSY.

fashion week, you are so very close. i am already having OUTFITZ anxiety.

don't even bang unless you plan to hit something

this apartment rules when it's totally empty. should i feel more sad about leaving it?



shit i do when i'm alone. nerd.


yeah i'm wearing a mood ring..jealous?!

i did a bad thing.
and i am a terrible liar.
so if you ask me where i got these see by chloe dopeass dries-y sneaker wedges, i will say I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT..and run away.



found this shirt in the purge. i used to wear it a lot in 2003. umm...yeah. i have too many things.
shop yr closet!! (says the thrift addict)


madonna's performance of vogue on the 1990 mtv music awards..SO AMAZING!

was running movies on mute all day yesterday during the sale (tenenbaums & lebowski, obvs) and then steve was like, WHY ARE YOU SELLING THIS IMMACULATE COLLECTION DVD?
and we watched it.
and the videos are so sick.
and its HYPNOTIZING.
and it may have been the fault of the wine and the veuve clicquot and the rosé but..madonna seems cool to me again?

i have to give a billion thanks to steve & kat & adf & tbonz for hanging with me all day long ad keeping it hilarz up in 240.

ps, blast this song today! ONE NINE NINE NINE

i'm a hazard to myself, i really am.

more proof that i am from the wrong era:



i mean, there is a BOX in my living room marked 8 TRACKS.
and it's FULL.
i have a problem.

please play this song on the radio

this
ladies and gentlemen
is the face of a LAWBREAKER:



I AM SO HARDCORE.
how so, you ask?
i'll tell you.
i, dear friends, made the mistake of trying to not only imbibe alcohol but to also eat tacos in state college, pa WITH AN EXPIRED LICENSE.

this is apparently tantamount to mass genocide and/or puppy burning.

i got yelled at by a bouncer who refused to look at me becuase i offended him so and i was almost denied entrance to a sports bar - for DINNER mind you, and while i was with MY MOM and FAMILY- all because of the highly offensive expired license.

state college needs to fucking relax.


from the store 'jamaica junction'..ah, so much comedy, so little time

on the plus side, my lil cuz is all growns up.
it all worked out-
we found a dive bar where they take my kind, i drank 2 dollar bottles of miller high life and something called "statutory grape" which tasted like melted otter pops got us really wasted. oopsydoops.

good times!
how was your weekend?

i got a feelin, it didn't come free

i'll leave this moment open to your interpretation



it was either
'a moment in repose'
or
'i drank so much wine i can't remember what room we're staying in let me sit here one teensy second wow this bench is like my best friend right now i swear'

i'm gonna live forever?

if you were to check my ANALYTICZ right now...you would see this:



it goes on for pages.

why's everyone searchin WHITE LIGHTNING?

ohhhh umm hmmm because none other than the KANYE WEST mentioned me on his blog...he thinks i'm cool. (among other things...)

kanye, if you're reading this, i hope you realize that I LUH YOU.
i mean, i have a 'kanye' TAG, for the love of pete.
i think you are the marc jacobs of hiphop, pop culture remixer that gives it back to the masses. i honestly think we could be bff.
but, you know. maybe you're a little upset with me right now. oopsydoops?

white lightning is all about love, believe.

ps, if you get a chance..can you pass my link to lady gaga? theeeenks

new threadz

poppet, one of my favorite stores in new york closed today..la crise continues. it's a serious serious bummer, everything in that little space gave me a thrill and made me want to be richer and cuter.

today was the last day and so i strolled on ovz to maybe stimulate the economy just a TAD...



ho-lee shit dudes, a guy laroche leathuhhh jacket? SO not me!
but but...it looked so DOPESHOW i didn't wanna say no.



it's polka-dotted, different leather textures. sickness, sickness.



i never met a 60's mary-jane i didn't like, we know this.



i wasn't gonna get them, in the interest of keeping the totals SANE but then she gave me a mega-discount and i couldn't say no. shmoops.



a camel cashmere thin coat with a poofed up sleeve and perfect pockets.
pierre hardy gap white wedges made a debut and OKAY OKAY i also bought that skirt in the first pic at urban yesterday while shoppingggg with steve...GAH, i'm horrible.