i mean

So..confused..WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GETTING AT HERE?

This must be a thinly veiled sexual reference 4 billion times over, but..I'm missing it?
Please, be more EXPLICIT next time, Mr Jacobs. Subtlety is for lightweights !

karma chameleon

In addition to the superiorbrainwaves which produce things such as white latex Where the Wild-er Things Are outfits, I believe that the HAUS OF GAGA has determined a way to make some sort of atomizing DNA replicant elixir...



AMA performance, H.O.G. (haahahaha) exoskeleton bodysock..Gwen Stefani head transplant?



Post-AMA CASUAL: Vint Dior Homme + MMM + H.O.G = my always favorite era of Madge- Dick Tracy/Truth or Dare 1990/1991 ? (clearly her biggest influence, mine too, I just just KEEP IT ALL INSIDE)



RaRaOhhLaLa in A. Wang glasses...channeling Carol Channing?

Dear Haus of GeeGee, please send me a sample of this fantasgreat facechanging juice.

I will take 1 oz of Empire Records-era Liv Tyler



1 oz of Bjorkitude in this picture



and a spritzer of Marianne Faithfull



UPS or FEDEX, it's cool, whatever you prefer. THEEENKSSSS,
W.L.

rosannadannabananaz

Is it ok that I have realized that as time goes on, these are basically my hair icons?



I want to keep my bangs as straight and flat as possible, and then let the rest be a fluffed out frizzcloud of insanity. I am already headed in that direction, but I want it BIGGER.
Halfway between a coddington and a Radner. I am also still dreaming of Karen Elson red for my own head...Gingerkid in 2010? Something to ponder.

haus of pantlessness

FAMILY TREE!!!


MOM: christian dior couture, f 09



DAUGHTER: gaga, now & forever



WAYWARD TEEN RUNAWAY LIL SISTER: daisy "melty chihuahua" de la hoya of love (who, incidentally, looks more than a little like john galliano in the pic on the left..FULL CIRCLE!)

lonesome crowded...best?*

so you know that part in the virgin suicides when josh hartnett is about to drive away from kiki d's house and HEART is playing and she runs out, MAKEOUT ASSAULTS him, and runs back in? (ps, i would realllly click that link. like really. try to contain yourself. i die, you die, we all die for dieeeee)



well when i make the demented teen movie of my (fictional & better) life, i will have a scene like that with the last 2 minutes of this song (2:13 and on. IT WOULD BE SO GOOD). if michael cera steals this idea, i will kill him.

*ewwww puns! i'm the worst. apologies to all.

ADDENDUM

HOLD IT.
i have made an egregious error and THAT is in not including this picture in the met round up.
FORGIVE ME! i have sinned.



what in the name of KANYEEZY is happening here, riri?

whaaaat. what.
what?

i need info. like, stat.
who made this?
what happened to her soul glo curls?
was the glove necessary?
does she keep her wallet in the shoulder?
i sort think this is what the waiters at the met ball should look like, actually.
one last thing:
can i borrow the jacket just once?

no room left at the inn, the inn being my bedroom, specifically my closet(s)

i am not shopping. like, at all.
did you hear me? NOT. SHOPPING.
i swear.
but
if i WAS shopping, like, just for like, a MINUTE...
i would buy these things:


canvas mini anorak / laced cotton day blouse
from built by wendy.

but only if i was shopping.
which i'm not.
like..at all.

i swear.