heartbreaks

So much for my favorite mags. Cmon, Olivier. WTF. Lohan? Thanks for the ulitmate fash mag bonerkiller, Zahmzie.

This cover is for when she is like, 35 and remaking herself as some sort of televangelist born again virgin who does those infomercials about the machine that keeps zucchinis fresh for 11 years in vaccuumed plastic bags, NOT FOR THE NEXT ISSUE OF PURPLE, WHICH I WAIT FOR V V IMPATIENTLY, TWICE A YEAR.

Barf.
Sandwiches.

the queen of the guidettes

Listen, GUIDOS are just one of our SUBCULTURES like all those craycray Japanese ones..right?

OMG, Snookie. Totes kawaii?
Guidettes ---- Gangura...sorta a fine line in my mind.

Recap coming, a truly enjoyable/horrifying two hours of television.

i am not this kind of lady of leisure, but a girl can pretend

catching up with resort, 2010 (sounds jetsons, doesn't it??)


miu miu, resort 2010

oohh! WRASTLIN' BOXING..nay, PUGILISM BOOTS.
kinda cool.
obvs, i live for a knee high laceup situation

this is pretty. hiii.


marc jacobs, resort 2010

i could never wear either of these things, but fashion can just be aspirational, yeah?

dear world, DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME:


alexander wang, resort 2010

this is some busted ass bullshit right here.
a LIGHT DENIM SWEATPANTS OVERALLS HYBRID?
dug out of a thrift pile : AWESOMELY HIDZ
hanging in barney's with a probs very high 3 fig pricetag: DUMDUMGROSS

don't do it.

let's stop being polite and start getting real....educated

i took this photo saturday night superlate and emailed it to brendan immediately.



i think i'm gonna apply.
get my degree, make somethin of myself, ya know?

i would like to double major in bisensual topless hot-tubbing & "flying below the radar" and then maybe do a minor in keeping it real? not sure yet, gotta check out the course catalogue.

dream professors: coral, the hot boy from survivor 1, dom from real world LA, the whole cast of RW season 1, gouda the dog, the german deejay from RW london, jeff probst.

who'd i forget?