the snake can see you

can't find a good spot for photos right now



my face isn't cooperating either.

i've worn this dress for three days in a row now...it keeps me (somewhat) awake.
saturday night i wore it to an alice in wonderland houseparty where i had to crawl through a tiny door to enter and shared knock-knock jokes with a dreadlocked tweedle dum.

i can't remember it's origin; i think it's from seattle.
i am single-handedly keeping polyester relevant. (to myself and myself alone).

fickle fickle. i, for one, am so over it.

dear mother nature,
i have a wish. it's a small wish. a teensytinybaby wish. a teenymctinerson-supersmall-miniscule wish.



i just want it to be warm enough that i can wear my supershiny black penny loafers without tights. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FROM MID-APRIL?

IT'S ALL I WANT.

please stop fucking with me.
xoxo
W.L.

can someone do a "my sharona" tribute song for dorota?

was it just me...



...or was last week lamesauce??

this eyes wide shut jazz is SO NOT INTERESTING. chuck becomes a lovelorn pussy after one night and gets totally played by some dumdum faux-pair? NOT INTERSTING comma NOT SEXY. bring back saucy one liners and chuck-blair hotness.

do NOT bring back (dorky) teacher and (unsexy) student sex plots.
do NOT bring back dan humphrey shirtless OR in a top hat:



i have a STRICT no douche in tophats policy and i refuse to bend the rules for you, gossip girl.

PLEASE MAKE IT BETTER TONIGHT!

ps, every time i see little J in her role as "top fashion expert" i picture like, arabelle and jane being at school with her and she's all OMFG, the new kira plastinina stuff is soooooo cute, be my friends you guys! and then belle throws a fruits book at her head and jane is like, you're sitting on my vintage yohji, nerd. and that is amusing to me.

the mullet and the meh

so um, this is kanye's new "girlfriend"?



i heard about KDUBZ' latest "flame" (quotations are necessaire, i do NOT believe that KW likes to touch it on girls) from friends who were at LFW.
i mean.
um.
i don't know.

if miss amber wanted mayjah craycray points, she shoulda worn that bag like a fucking bonnet, GAGA STEEZ.
SOME CREATIVITY, PLEASE.
i give her a C for effort.

EDIT:
perhaps if i had seen this first, amber dressed like michael jackson circa thiller, i would be a teensy more on her side?



meh. still not feeling it.
kanyyiizzzzzzzle, if you need a BEARD, you need to DATE LADY GAGA.
A MATCH MADE IN CRAZYTOWN!
dude fash sidenote: LOVINNNNNGGG bowtie with denim jacket. love it, learn it, live it. adorbz.