APPARENTLY, ANDREW HAS NEVER MET A MESH HE DIDN'T LOVE
Andrew M. aka The Lord of Breathable Fabrics.
Andrew is like..a superbro glam fashion gypsy from the planet Mesh-ton.
If I was a dude I would dress like this, freals.
I ADORE YOU, ANDREW.
Please wear the one-sleeved tee to the Mara Hoffman show this Thursday, so I can see it in person?
Or maybe one of Mara's tunics with bondage pants?
Or perhaps a mesh bodystocking with one of yr flannels and brass knucks that say PEOPLES on yr right hand, REV on the left?
I will pray every night this week for this to come to true.
Save me from FW misery, please.
Can't wait for tonight's episode, and how long til Andrew gets a his own dating show?
P FUCKING S.
I JUST HAD A FLASH OF BRILLIANCE.
What.
About.
...K CUTRONE on Millionaire Matchmaker? STANGER & CUTRONE, HEAD TO HEAD! ooomg. I would DIE. DIE!!!!!
WAit.
WAITTTT.
SCRATCH THAT.
CUTRONE & STANGER...in a Cagney & Lacey remake? Kicking asses and putting bitches in jail?? With sweepsweek cameos by Tabatha, as their Aussie friend in town with a special case that only C & S can crack? (For pete's sake, Bravo...call me. I have so many great ideas.)
Whew, all that genius just knocked me out. Gonna go lie down.
