this tracy feith target dress rules, first of all. it's 2 insane patterns together for no good reason other than to make me DIE.
um...secondly? the bottom half is made out of my thrifted bedsheets. freals! it's the same exact pattern blown up! the pillowcases look just like that! what in the WHAT?!!!
was that you in the window, tracy?
related news: I NEED THIS DRESS. it's not online; i hope they have it at some sort of portland-area target?
i don't think i can let this go by without comment..it's very early and all these elements combined are making my head hurt:
so..let's break this down:
rivers cuomo in "funky shades" (stop) & weezer (thumbs down post-pinkerton, let's get real) + t-mobile party performance (eek) + mgmt cover (hmm?) + pokerface interlude (mah mah mah mah) =
what in the what?
help me: is this funny and campy? or just embarrassing? i can't decide. i can't figure it out. please see for reference: ted leo's since u been gone/ maps mashup from a few years ago (which i am a big fan of, ps)
by the way, looking at rivers in those glasses makes me feel the way i did on saturday when my mom asked me what the "strange punctuations" were that people put at the end of their facebook messages. which is to say i just want to close my eyes and put my head down on the table.
i took this photo saturday night superlate and emailed it to brendan immediately.
i think i'm gonna apply. get my degree, make somethin of myself, ya know?
i would like to double major in bisensual topless hot-tubbing & "flying below the radar" and then maybe do a minor in keeping it real? not sure yet, gotta check out the course catalogue.
dream professors: coral, the hot boy from survivor 1, dom from real world LA, the whole cast of RW season 1, gouda the dog, the german deejay from RW london, jeff probst.
