forehead is leaking, my AC squeaks

Even though I am an "adult" (air quote fings to the max) I am not above calling my Mom when she's on vacation in Florida and making her go to her local Target to get some teensy capsule collection situation that gets sold out within 100 miles of New York City in a nanosecond.

MOST RECENT CASE IN POINT:

CYNTHIAS & CYNTHIAS IN FULL EFFECT. DALMATION SIDEWALK COURTESY OF LITTERBUG PEDESTRIANS.

Cynthia Vincent for Target print wedge sandals.

Dying over these. I feel like I haven't seen them blowing up on the blogz as much as I woulda thought? These are way more dope than the Zac Posen stuff, no? La la la, I love my new shooooesssss. (After months of buying next to nothing, I have admittedly gone a little bit INSANE on the shoe buying front. There are gold D&G platforms to show you and I am impatiently awaiting my No.6 patent leathah clog order...)

I wore them with the latest addition to my sorta-getting-crazy-sock-obsession (somebody stop me). 

These are Cynthia Rowley sheer anklets and I want to wear them with everything. 

My sartorial mathematix:

Cynthia x Cynthia = Cramazing.

I got so many compliments on these yesterday, it was outta control. 

Everyone I had meetings with, random DUDES on the street, one of the guys that works in my building and an old lady in a bodega!

Neon Guatemalan prints know no bounds, you guys (words to live by) !