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You guys...is Princess Tiamamiamiamlamadingdongalong actually the baby Jesus? Or just the star of Jersey Shore: Babies? (like Muppet Babies, just tanner!)

ALL HAIL BABY SNOOKS. PRINCESS T'WOWWWWWW

THIS IS UNREAL. I CAN'T WITH YOU, BABY. 

Or maybe..I can? 

Bless me, my child. 

Please raise your chubby spray-tanned peace sign hand, laden with a teenytiny LV purse full of what I can only imagine is gold dipped Zwieback cookies and a FisherPrice iPhone, high above your bleached curls and BLESS ME. 

I am mesmerized by your Zen-like stare.

England is really kicking your ass in psychotic child rearing, LA. Mabes you want to CATCH UP.

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