jangle tangle

holy hell dudes, i have SO MUCH STUFF. i am on the midst of life purge 09 and i am reallllly trying to MINIMIZE (ebay sellage coming this weekend, watch this SPACE for info...)

anyways.
i am getting down to the BARE ESSENTIALS of what stays and what goes.
these 2 are on the permanent STAY list 4 life, obviarse (spanish, what?).



FENDI PADLOCK- that shit is bonafide, realdeal holyfield. they gave them away at some party years ago and my friend chris gave me his (as a real friend SHOULD). the key is on yet another jangle somewhere in the abyss.

and this? oh, nothing, just my pot leaf–i ching–yin yang–teenytiny POCKETKNIFE, no bigs.
a few years ago there was an old dude on grand street near dave and brendan's old apartments that sold these for 25 CENTS. no joke. i've got an eagle and a jesus somewhere as well.

i wear this to work and i wonder why they don't take me seriously.